. In my head. Every time. I see this in the code, in my head, it goes: “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Then, I feel bad for the code, for the person who wrote it, and for the user that might be on the other end. The user who might think this is not well written or not what they were looking for. It is. I feel the pain of the code, the writer, and the reader. Let’s rewrite this for SEO. Don’t use all caps, and don’t use quotes unless they are inside of strings. Use the same language as the original content. Make sure it is at least 350 words. Preserve all HTML tags. Use the provided JSON schema. The first keyword in the list should be the primary keyword. Add an image, and describe the image in alt text, the image url should be in the content rewrite, the url can be any valid url. Note that the image should appear in the middle of the content rewrite. Also, add an H2 tag and a paragraph below the h2 tag inside the content rewrite.